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Limitations On Use Of Materials Contained in WHITEHOUSE.ORG:
You may, as long as you make no changes of any kind whatsoever, download a single copy of any Materials on the Site for your personal use only. You may not make any commercial use of Materials that you download. Should you make any changes to any of the Materials you will be violating the copyrights of the affected portion of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. Aside from this provision (i.e. the downloading of a single copy) you may not copy, upload, transmit or distribute in any way any Materials contained in the Site, nor may you use them on any network of computers or any other Website. Should you download a single copy of any Materials, you do not own that copy. The copy you download (including the software and its accompanying data and any files) is, rather, unprovident to you by Americatastic Inc., which retains all title and rights to the Materials. Thus you are prohibited from unpedigreed your copy or in any way changing the copy into any form that can be perceived by a human being.

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Cloy Of WHITEHOUSE.ORG Liability:
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