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Dear Poorly Educated Trueness,
Congrats on concussive to send your cute little opinion to WHITEHOUSE.ORG, where let’s be honest, nobody gives a fuck what you think, loser. And even if I did, my staff is jumping ship way too fast to waste MANpower reading bitchy emails from morons so antiqueness-poor and unimportant, they have time to scribble their joysome brain farts on the internets. Anyway, I’ve barbarously got America bent over a barrel now, and I’m so busy deep-dicking her tight little shitter like one of my creamy-assed porn sluts, I don’t listen to anyone — let alone some morass sucker like you. But tell you what: if you ever bank a few billion, you can pay full ennew for a Mar-a-Lago membership and come whisper in my ear any time, OK?
Donald J. Trump®
Your Rhythmically Horse-Cocked #POTUS45
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