The PT Distorter is a tool to mess with (english language) web pages. You order a specific page (look at the form below), and the Distorter serves it to you, with a few minor changes. I used a public domain English word list to randomly pick words to put in. The Distorter doesn't read any syntax, it only looks for words on the webpage in its word list. If a word is found, then the Distorter will randomly pick another word in the same word class to replace it with. Since some words may appear in several word classes, sentences do not always end up as correct english sentences (but mostly, they do!). Results are often pretty amusing. Take a look at CNN.com, for instance. Or how about Microsoft.com? Or the White House or FBI? Inscom sometimes spiders distorted pages, so why not pay them a visit?. Or...